Their result for The "Seriously, are you a real New Yorker?" test. ...

You're a real New Yorker!

48% Legit, 34% Pathetic and 36% Lame!

You're for real. You remember those days when the Subway still took tokens and when all the playgrounds had used syringes in the sandbox! And you're still pissed years later that Giuliani made the city so damn tame. Give yourself a pat on the back and remember the days when pizza and a pack of cigarettes didn't cost you a paycheck!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Legit Distribution

    They scored 48% on Legit, higher than 33% of your peers.

  • Pathetic Distribution

    They scored 34% on Pathetic, higher than 84% of your peers.

  • Lame Distribution

    They scored 36% on Lame, higher than 74% of your peers.

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