Their result for The Improved Am I A Plank Of Wood Test ...

The Mighty Plank

You scored 100 %woodocity! You scored 0%penguinism

All hail the Plank. You are firm, hard, and suprisingly dense. You are equally suited to building as you are to bashing some poor fellow's head in during a drunken brawl. You are the plankest of all planks, and you passed the Penguin checks. Congratulations. Plank on.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • woodocity Distribution

    They scored 100% on woodocity, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • penguinism Distribution

    They scored 0% on penguinism, higher than 0% of your peers.

All possible test results

Small Wooden Badger

I'm afraid you are not a plank of wood. You will never be a door, floorboard, or shelf. I know this is a shock, but at least you are a piece of worthless bric-a-brac that will turn up in some old woma... Read more

PENGUIN SPY!

Ha! Your disguise was good, but not good enough. Unmasked, you reveal yourself to be an evil ninja penguin in the service of Hunnungagunnunga, God Of Penguins. Now we will put you to work in our mack... Read more

PENGUIN LORD!

You were simply too much penguin for us. Tell us what you desire, oh pengiun lord, and it will be yours! Fish? Certainly sire, upon a bed of roses and small woodland creatures. All hail Hunnungagunnun... Read more

Chipboard & Splinter

You're wood okay. But I'm afraid you're just not plank material. You are the spitty little bits that tend to break off in people's fingers. Well done for making everyone's life a misery. We could make... Read more

Wooden Penguin

You are a small wooden penguin. You are the product of someone's hours of toil, but will probably end your days as a toy for children, or in a box in the attic. I'm terribly sorry. But you do look cut... Read more

Plank Of Penguin

Well, you certainly made an effort. Your penguin chums got together and stamped you flat, and so, indeed, you appear plank-like, but I'm afraid you just don't ahve the rigidity to make it as a plank.... Read more

The Mighty Plank

All hail the Plank. You are firm, hard, and suprisingly dense. You are equally suited to building as you are to bashing some poor fellow's head in during a drunken brawl. You are the plankest of all p... Read more

Penguin Penis

You just saw the Plank and Wood reference and jumped straight on the "That sounds like a euphemism for cock" band wagon didn't you. But you forgot to stop being a small water-loving bird that frequent... Read more

Penguin Effigy

Somewhere, lost in the antarctic is a giant wooden statue of Hunnungagunnunga, Penguin God. That is you. Not a plank, sorry, but hordes of devout penguins regurgitate their meals at your feet every da... Read more

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