Their result for The Cambridge College Test ...

Trinity Hall

You scored -3 Refinement, 5 Conservatism, 3 Sociability, and 2 Facilities!

You are Trinity Hall, commonly known as 'Tit Hall', which is sufficient to explain the low refinement score. You have good rooms in which to hold Conservative speaker meetings, and often do, and though there have been some examples of shocking hackery, this is not the case of the majority of students.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Refinement Distribution

    They scored -3% on Refinement, higher than 18% of your peers.

  • Conservatism Distribution

    They scored 5% on Conservatism, higher than 86% of your peers.

  • Sociability Distribution

    They scored 3% on Sociability, higher than 58% of your peers.

  • Facilities Distribution

    They scored 2% on Facilities, higher than 33% of your peers.

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