The How Dark Are You Test

All possible test results

Darkwing Duck

You're about as dark as Michael Jackson. An albino iceberg. A........... need I go on? You're basically impossible. Read more

Painter

You're not really dark, but not quite "pure" either. Or maybe you just covered up all that bunny love with whitewash & primer. Read more

Batman

Hey, not bad. Nothing spectacular, but not bad. You're kind of dark. But you're not totally destroyed by the lurking desire to hate people & their pet rabbits. Keep it up, you'll come around. Read more

Carlin's cousin

Ah. The créme de la créme. I'm impressed. You shocking being, you! Read more

Bullshitter

Perfection? Bullshit!! But hey, a cheater. That's kinda dark. Hmm. Nah. Get the hell outta here you lying cretin!! Read more