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Yourself

You have yourself up your ass!

You don't just have your head up your ass, but your ass up there as well.  That's right.  You've done the impossible.  You are all inside your ass.  Don't ask me how, but you can ask me why.  It's because you blame all the consequences of "fate" on yourself.  You don't realize that sometimes things just are the way they are. 

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • People Distribution

    They scored 3% on People, higher than 51% of your peers.

  • Circumstances Distribution

    They scored 10% on Circumstances, higher than 98% of your peers.

  • Yourself Distribution

    They scored 5% on Yourself, higher than 75% of your peers.

  • Environment Distribution

    They scored 1% on Environment, higher than 20% of your peers.

  • None Distribution

    They scored 7% on None, higher than 60% of your peers.

  • Clearance Distribution

    They scored 7% on Clearance, higher than 64% of your peers.

  • Quality Distribution

    They scored -1% on Quality, higher than 1% of your peers.

  • Orville Distribution

    They scored 1% on Orville, higher than 33% of your peers.

All possible test results

Orville Redenbacher

I don't know why you have him there, and frankly, I don't care to know.  You clearly have some deep-seated hatred for the guy.  Maybe you should look into that. Read more

Nothing

Great news!  Your bunghole is free and clear.  You don't get frustrated or annoyed easily, and if you do, it doesn't last long enough to make a big deal of it.   Read more

A Stupid Person

People are the cause of most your frustrations.  You can't stand them butting in and doing things wrong, forcing you to live by the consequences of their idiocy.   Read more

Your Head

You're an idiot, and you know it.  It's frustrating, and difficult to walk around. Read more

Yourself

You don't just have your head up your ass, but your ass up there as well.  That's right.  You've done the impossible.  You are all inside your ass.  Don't ask me how, but you can ask me why.  It'... Read more

Fate

Well, the good news is we found what's up your ass.  The bad news is that there's nothing you or anyone can do about it.  And therein lies the cause of all your problems.  You get frustrated and up... Read more

A Chia Pet

This isn't so bad.  It's easily removable, but would you even want to?  It doesn't get you to be overly frustrated at anything.  You tend to place blame where it belongs.  If you're mad at a perso... Read more

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