Their result for The Martini Test ...

The Traditional

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Gin and Vermouth, nothing too fancy. The most excitement you'll see is a pimento in your olive. You like things to just be the way they have always been, and are most likely kicking back to Ol' Blue Eye as we speak.

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    They scored 38% on points, higher than 47% of your peers.

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The Traditional

Gin and Vermouth, nothing too fancy. The most excitement you'll see is a pimento in your olive. You like things to just be the way they have always been, and are most likely kicking back to Ol' Blue... Read more

The Cosmo

Socially concious, but not daring. 30 something, single, still going out and having fun but gotta get up for work in the morning. And besides, Cranberry juice is a slimming agent! Read more

Appletini/Chocotini

A hipster on the loose and ready to PART-AY. Always at the hottest clubs wearing shiny threads. Cellphone in one hand and a drink in the other. Vroom Vroom Read more

The Manhattan

The Manliest of the martinis. Ready to swing into the bar scene, but not ready give up your whiskey face. Read more

Drunk Slut

Too Much aint enough for you? Is the alcohol content of your urine equivalent to a wine spritzer? Dont be fooled, your liver is hurting, and so are the trail of lovers you've left behind. Everybody... Read more

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