Timber Sports

You are a lone wolf.  In fact, that might be your competitive nickname.  When in a tough situation, you’ll rely on yourself and yourself alone.  If anyone else tries to help you, you will shun them away, as it will take your concentration away from your own game.  Though you don’t necessarily set out to get them, individual achievements and awards are a tremendous source of pride.  Timber sports fits you like a glove, a large, dirty, manglove.  While you're out competing, there's nobody to help you, nobody to pick you up if you go wrong.  It's you, your tools, and nature.  I have a feeling you like those odds.

Let's face it: while not in the best shape of your life, you have been keeping yourself from ballooning up and have kept moderate pace.  Your diet isn’t stellar, but you’re still better off than a good portion of your peers.  Other factors such as free time and determination get in your way, and sculpting your body may not be your top priority.  This is great for timber sports, where you need enough physical prowess to be able to pick up a chainsaw and tear through trees like they were toast.  You obviously will rely on your decent physique for some of the hand-tool competitions, but let's face it, in each game you get a tool.  You don't need to rely just on your own strength.  

Finally, you are a winner, or at least you strive to be every time you engage in competition.  In fact, sometimes when something is not competitive, you turn it into an opportunity for victory.  This drive and determination is one of the motivating factors that propels everything you do, from shopping quickest to throwing in the most trash in the wastebasket from 20’. Timber sports, while it may not have huge money purses or worldwide prestige, puts all its eggs in the pride basket.  If you lose at something like the underhand chop competition, your masculinity is the first thing in question.  For most timber sports competitors, that is monumental.  Therefore, the will to win, no, the NEED to win, is bigger here than in most sports where tremendous money is on the line.  Absolutely right for your temperment.  And it's not gender specific - think of the rush you'd get if you were a female competitor sawing your way past dozens of men with enough machismo to make a Shakespearean villain blush.  Now those are some high stakes indeed.

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