What Sport is Perfect For You?
Surfing
Cowabunga, gnarly, radical, and some other outdated exclamations. You are a lone wolf. When in a tough situation, you’ll rely on yourself and yourself alone. If anyone else tries to help you, you will shun them away, as it will take your concentration away from your own game. Though you don’t necessarily set out to get them, individual achievements and awards are a tremendous source of pride. Surfing, despite the social implications of the sport, is a one-person sport. It's just you, balancing on a long flat board, taking on the ocean. While the odds may not be in your favor (the ocean is, after all, pretty bad-ass), you are comfortable being the only one you depend on during the competition. That's just fine for you.
Have you ever seen a fat surfer? I haven't. Which makes this so right for you, because your health and fitness are two of the more commendable things about you. You have worked hard to keep your good muscle tone, your admirable endurance, and your overall strength. Trying to swim against something as powerful as the ocean every time you want to start a trial takes remarkable conditioning. Unlike skiiers, who have the advantage of taking a machine to get them out there, surfers need their own body to translocate them to their starting position. THEN, they need to have enough strength left to actually surf. Finally, all your hard work is paying off in a sport that utilizes it.
But part of what makes surfing perfect for you is that it's a laid-back sport where competition is not the main focus. After all, 'it isn’t who wins or loses, it’s how you play the game.’ That’s your motto. Final scores are irrelevant, statistics are meaningless, and the leaderboard is just another waste of paper. You play your games and sports for the sheer enjoyment of them; just another reason why surfing is right for you. Still considered a leisure sport and not something with the national attention as golf, this is the prime candidate for a sport where winning is a bonus, not the entire goal. After all, if you get thrown from your board, you simply lost to THE OCEAN, one of the most powerful forces on Earth. What shame is there in that?
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