Poker

I know what you're thinking: poker?  That's not a sport, that's a game!  Well, there have been many organizations who have been trying to get poker in the Olympics, so I guess it's more sport than we'd think.  Anyway, here's why it's right.  You are a lone wolf.  When in a tough situation, you’ll rely on yourself and yourself alone.  If anyone else tries to help you, you will shun them away, as it will take your concentration away from your own game.  Poker pits you against an entire field.  There is no one to help you, no one is on your side.  Doesn't that just feel right?  You have nothing but your own skills of lying and reading other people's lies to go on.  Perfect for you.

Also, I don't think I need to bring up what could be a sore topic, but I don’t think your physical fitness will be the first thing people compliment you on.  Your goal in life isn’t to have muscles in places that prevent you from tying your shoes.  Your focus is elsewhere, possibly on just living life extravagantly and having a good time.  This might limit what you are able to do.  In poker, it's not limiting whatsoever.  You don't even need to get up for drinks, as most places will have waitresses bring them to you.  It's the perfect sport for the less-than-fit. 

Despite it being a single player game and not contingent on a person's conditioning, the stakes are high.  And that's good because you are a winner, or at least you strive to be every time you engage in competition.  In fact, sometimes when something is not competitive, you turn it into an opportunity for victory.  In addition to the incredibly large payouts in some of these tournaments, there is the issue of pride.  No other sport has so many stories that go around - stories of greatness, and stories of bitter defeat.  But in all these stories, the player telling them was always the best, whether they won or lost.  That's the kind of sport you need - where being better than the other guy (even if he beat you) is paramount. 

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