What Sport is Perfect For You?
Whiffleball
Want a team sport like baseball but without such importance placed on winning? Wiffleball is your sport. Like the ballplayer, you are a team player. Your best comes out when you are a piece of the whole, a cog in the machine. In essence, your truest skills come out when it’s not one-on-one competition, but when you can use your abilities to buttress the skill level of an entire team. Your own personal achievements don’t matter, as long as the team wins. Just like in the hardball equivalent, the importance on team cohesiveness will decide who wins - just right for your attitude.
However, you are limited by your athletic ability. Let's face it: I don’t think your physical fitness will be the first thing people compliment you on. Your goal in life isn’t to have muscles in places that prevent you from tying your shoes. Your focus is elsewhere, possibly on just living life extravagantly and having a good time. This might limit what you are able to do. Except within the confines of an indoor stadium and equipment that is made out of light-weight plastic. Additionally, there is no running the bases, and you will only have to run a maximum of about 50' to snag a fly ball. Perfect for the fitnessedly ill-equipped.Â
Unlike baseball, there is less of a need to win. Since wiffleball is usually a kid's sport, the games are almost always friendly. ‘It isn’t who wins or loses, it’s how you play the game.’ That’s your motto. Final scores are irrelevant, statistics are meaningless, and the leaderboard is just another waste of paper. You play your games and sports for the sheer enjoyment of them. Results are just that, what happens; they are nothing more.
All possible test results
Fishing
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Golf
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Poker
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Disc Golf
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Skiing
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Timber Sports
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Surfing
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Amateur Wrestling
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Boxing
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Badminton
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Ping Pong
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Auto Racing
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Cricket
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Tennis
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Dodgeball
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Professional Wrestling
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Jai Alai
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Gymnastics
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Polo (equestrian)
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Whiffleball
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Baseball
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Rowing
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Volleyball
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Hockey
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Lacrosse
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Basketball
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Rugby
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