Their result for The Drabness Test ...

Furry Pillow

Well twiddle my whiskers, you're 73% dull!

While more interesting than the actual pillow, you are otherwise frightfully boring. You have few friends and almost no life to speak of. If I were a threatening vine, and you were a tree (you're already pretty close to being one), I would have no choice but to sink my hairy body into you and strangle you to death. Or possibly rot you from the outside in.
People have to sleep sometime, but until then please to stay out of sight and out of mind.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • aridity Distribution

    They scored 73% on aridity, higher than 94% of your peers.

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