The What Kind of Zombie Would You Be Test
Their result for The What Kind of Zombie Would You Be Test ...
Radioactively Animated Zombie
0% Speed, -2% Science, -6% Intelligence and -1% Diet!
While you aren't actually glowing green and irradiating people, you can thank radiation for your being what you are.
And, what you are is a zombie. Old school zombie. We're talking the original Night of the Living Dead, none of this sissy fast zombie nonsense or human awareness.
Hell, you don't even have to bite someone to turn them into a zombie - this area is so contaminated with radiation from that falling space station or whatever that if some idiot trips and brains themselves with a garden hoe they'll rise up and join you in your search for the perfect human flesh.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 0% on Speed, higher than 38% of your peers.
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They scored -2% on Science, higher than 4% of your peers.
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They scored -6% on Intelligence, higher than 12% of your peers.
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They scored -1% on Diet, higher than 25% of your peers.
All possible test results
Borg
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Virally Infected Zombie
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Necromancer's Pet Zombie
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Voodoo Zombie
You must have really pissed someone off while you were alive, because now, in death (or pseudo-death) you don't even get the pleasure of recruiting more people into your fascimile of un-life. ... Read more
Radioactively Animated Zombie
While you aren't actually glowing green and irradiating people, you can thank radiation for your being what you are. And, what you are is a zombie. Old school zombie. ... Read more
Raised by the Necronomicon
Lovecraft would be proud of you. Raised by the foul magics of the Necronomicon, this means you are a vital part - willing or not - of the Evil Dead franchise. Without you, Ash would ha... Read more
Classic Zombie
Sometimes it's not really clear what happened, or why. Radiation? Fallen space probe? You know the truth, though, at the wormy core of your being. It's not about the what caused it, it's ab... Read more
