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Radioactively Animated Zombie

-1% Speed, 3% Science, -2% Intelligence and 5% Diet!

While you aren't actually glowing green and irradiating people, you can thank radiation for your being what you are.

 

And, what you are is a zombie.  Old school zombie.  We're talking the original Night of the Living Dead, none of this sissy fast zombie nonsense or human awareness.

 

Hell, you don't even have to bite someone to turn them into a zombie - this area is so contaminated with radiation from that falling space station or whatever that if some idiot trips and brains themselves with a garden hoe they'll rise up and join you in your search for the perfect human flesh.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Speed Distribution

    They scored -1% on Speed, higher than 27% of your peers.

  • Science Distribution

    They scored 3% on Science, higher than 46% of your peers.

  • Intelligence Distribution

    They scored -2% on Intelligence, higher than 44% of your peers.

  • Diet Distribution

    They scored 5% on Diet, higher than 92% of your peers.

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