The Hipness Quotient Personality Test

All possible test results

You're Invisible

You're not even interesting enough to have a clear outcome in a personality test that's specifically designed to put you in one of four stereotypical categories. Oh dear. Read more

Hipster

It's a scientific fact! You're cooler and possibly (but not probably) better looking than most of OKCupid. Of course, being a hipster brings with it great responsibility. It means carving your own pa... Read more

Square

Criminy! You're boring. You're so ordinary that when researchers need new census data, they come to you instead of doing all that tedious canvassing. Don't worry about it though - you're in good com... Read more

The Dude

Statistically speaking, a high rank in both the "square" and "hipster" categories would seem to suggest a flaw in the test - but it actually reveals a common personality type; The Dude - a laid back c... Read more

Freak

Yeah. You probably think you're hip, but you're actually kind of freaky. And not in that good "get your freak on" sort of way. Getting voted "most likely to end up in jail" at graduation doesn't ma... Read more

Arty Anarchist

Higher scores in both hipster and freak categories are a sign of a creative mind, with a disturbed relationship to the world around it. Your latent hipness makes you more discerning than most freaks,... Read more

Serial Killer

You know the saying "it's always the quiet ones"? That could have been invented with you in mind. Remind me never to give you my email address. Or any kind of address, for that matter. The sooner ... Read more

Weekend Freak

The days drag at school or work. It's only when you're out on the town that you feel you're alive. You put on your most ferocious duds, a clip-on lip ring and knock back the beer like prohibition's ... Read more

Geek

You already knew this was coming, didn't you? You probably had it worked out to the last percentage point before you hit "submit". Take solace from this; you're mostly harmless. That was a Hitch... Read more

Hipster Geek

If there was a secular Bible, it would say "And the hipster geeks shall inherit the Earth". Really, who's going to stop you? You combine good taste with wicked smarts. Your geeky obsessiveness is t... Read more

Nerd

You are the geek sub-type that dare not speak its name. You've no real affinity for popular culture, negligible people skills and no fashion sense whatsoever. Your name is probably Kevin and it's pr... Read more

Zen Master

You've achieved personality test Nirvana, Grasshopper. What you lack in verbosity and animation, you make up for with your still and quiet understanding of the world and its workings. You are a pote... Read more

Web Punk

Web Punks often think they're hipsters, but they're not. Your tie-dyed t-shirt and fondness for setting things on fire doesn't fool anyone - you're actually just a geek in freaks clothing. Having sa... Read more

Dark Anomaly

There's something about you I can't quite put my finger on. On the surface, you seem to have it going on. You're quiet, clever and have a style all your own - but I wouldn't leave you alone with any... Read more

Wannabe

You're not quite interesting - or crazy - enough to be completely freaky, so you sort of dabble. You put purple shoelaces in your shoes and think Green Day are "punk". You say your favourite TV prog... Read more

Impossible

You, quite simply, can't exist. I refuse to believe in you. Read more