Principia Discordia Knowledge Test

All possible test results

Initiate

You have an interest in Discordianism, but you need to study more.  You may also want to check that you are in fact a human being, and not just a cabbage disguised as a human being.  Eris moves i... Read more

Five Star Saint

You know your stuff.  Your knowledge of Principia Discordia makes you the ideal candidate to lead your own sect.  What are you waiting for?  Find some people, convert them, and start spre... Read more

Brigadeer Saint

You've read Principia Discordia thoroughly.  You clearly know the difference between a cabbage and a human being, and consult your pineal gland regularly.  If you haven't already, you should probabl... Read more

Lieutenant Saint

You need not fear that you are a cabbage disguised as a human being.  You are confused by Discordianism, but you understand that that is the point.  With a bit more reading, you could reach the rank... Read more

Cabbage In Disguise

Back back, damned cabbage!  Turkey Curse!  GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!  Discordianism confuses you, and even though that's the whole point, you don't get it.  You've probably nev... Read more

Initiate

You have an interest in Discordianism, but you need to study more.  You may also want to check that you are in fact a human being, and not just a cabbage disguised as a human being.  Eris moves i... Read more