The Are you an American Test
Their result for The Are you an American Test ...
You are Al-qaeda
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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 20% on americanpoints, higher than 36% of your peers.
All possible test results
You are Al-qaeda
You are an enemy combatant, go directly to Gauntanamo, do not pass go. Pray for your everloving soul, sinner! Read more
TerroristSympathizer
John Ashcroft has a list for people like you. Sign up now and save 20% on all processing fees, you un-American feces monger! Read more
European
You're pretty neutral - for now. Don't worry, we'll be there to watch out and make sure it stays that way. Read more
Opportunist
America's on top, so are you. Remember, though - a vote for Bush is a vote for poorgress. Read more
Imperialist
We're #1! Yeah! Follow us, or, well...you suck, so die. You are marching to the drum of imperialism and you like it that way! The whole world should bow to the whim and will of the great America! ... Read more
