Commando!

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?

 

Practical. Kinky. Shy. Your signature underwear is... absolutely none! You guessed it, it's time to go COMMANDO!

 

Commando. The absolute absence of underwear. It's the sort of thing that sneaks up on you. You're undressing someone, expecting something to be underneath their skirt/pants/shorts, and... what's this? It's almost a labor-saver, as commando means cutting the middle man out between the other person and your crotch. It's a little kinky, really, and someone with a sex drive like yours might benefit from anything that saves time during the act. Commando is also surprisingly practical - sometimes the most comfortable underwear is no underwear at all, which is why so many people sleep naked. And, in the grand scheme of things, while it may not be a shy way to go, when you lump it in with the other minimalist approch to underwear (the thong/g-string), commando is arguably a sneaky approach. One can almost get off on the secret of knowing that they've got no underwear. This secret is especially fun if kept while at church, family gatherings or job interviews.

 

For the record, your female equivalent (also pictured above) is the same thing. That same thing would be COMMANDO.

 

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The Thermals

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The Sports Bra

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The Sports Brief

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The Classic Bra

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The Boyleg Brief

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The Boxer Brief

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Commando!

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