The Classic Thong
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?
Practical. Sexy. Self-assured. Your signature underwear is THE CLASSIC THONG.
This is that piece of underwear you wear when the rest of the outfit doesn't really allow for anything else. It's confident for that exact reason - not only does the underwear leave little to the imagination, but the accompanying clothing often does as well. We've also picked this as your embodiment because, well, it's sexy, and your sex drive is right up there. But you're not impractical. Your test shows a value of thoughts over feelings, and of all the more revealing underwear options, a thong may ride up, but it's still pretty comfy.
For the record, your male equivalent (also pictured above) is the perhaps slightly more exotic LEOPARD THONG.
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