The Denim Cutoffs
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?
Irrational. Cute. Shy. Your signature underwear is THE DENIM CUTOFFS. Anybody who has watched the TV series, Arrested Development, will understand the significance of this title. We're not talking about denim cutoffs like the fella (pictured) has worn to the beach. We're talking as an undergarment.
And they chafe like hell.
Cutoffs do have a certain 1980s-ish sexiness to them, though, which perhaps widens their appeal and suits your moderate sex drive. On the flipside, they're also quite shy as far as underwear is concerned. They cover a bit more, and being made from fabric of a less stretchy variety, they leave a lot to the imagination. They're easy to make if you've got a pair of old jeans at home, too. Just don't use acid wash denim. Like leg-warmers and Boy George, it's a product of the 80s that has not been revived yet, and the world will be a better place if it stays that way.
For the record, your female equivalent (also pictured above) is THE VINTAGE NIGHTIE.
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