The Underwear Personality Test
The Speedo
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?
Impulsive. Confident. Sexy. Your signature underwear is THE SPEEDO.
And hot damn, they look good on the right guy... only they're not really underwear, per se. They're swimwear. This puts them firmly in your camp - impulses over logic. A feeler, not a thinker. Speaking of feelings, that speedo feels pretty damn nice. Must be the fabric. Speedoes are also a bit on the sexier side - we're guessing that's fine with you, as your sex drive looks pretty healthy. We're also guessing you'd have the confidence to wear them in the right situation, since they leave almost nothing to the imagination. Wearing them to the beach, where they will almost inevitably get wet, only magnifies this. But, like your female equivalent, the bustier, they look incredibly hot on the right person. Just beware, as unlike the form-fitting bustier, you're a lot more vulnerable to having people snap the elastic in your waistband. And that's just uncool.
Your aforementioned female equivalent, THE BUSTIER, is also pictured above.
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All possible test results
The Flannel Pyjamas
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? A tad impulsive. Conservative. Shy. Your signature underwear is stro... Read more
The Flannel Pyjamas
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? A tad impulsive. Conservative. Shy. Your signature underwear is stro... Read more
The Singlet
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Crisp. Simple. Clean. Coy. Yet in a way, confident. Your signature un... Read more
The Satin Boxers
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Slippery. Coy. Confident. Your signature underwear is THE SATIN BOXERS.... Read more
The Vintage Nightie
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Impulsive. Cute. Shy. Your signature underwear is THE VINTAGE... Read more
The Denim Cutoffs
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Irrational. Cute. Shy. Your signature underwear is THE DENIM ... Read more
The Bustier
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Impulsive. Confident. Kinda sexy. Your signature underwear is strong... Read more
The Speedo
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Impulsive. Confident. Sexy. Your signature underwear is THE S... Read more
The Vintage Corset
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Edgy. Impractical. Kinky. Shy. Your signature underwear is TH... Read more
The Bondage Corset
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Impulsive. Kinky. Shy. Your signature underwear is THE BONDAG... Read more
The Leather Thong
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Impulsive. Kinky. Confident. Dry-clean only. Your signature underwear... Read more
The Leather Thong
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Impulsive. Kinky. Confident. Dry-clean only. Your signature underwear... Read more
The High Rise Brief
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Practical. Conservative. Shy. Your signature underwear is TH... Read more
The Thermals
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Practical. Conservative. Shy. Your signature underwear is THE... Read more
The Sports Bra
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Practical, functional and confident, your signature underwear is str... Read more
The Sports Brief
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Practical. Confident. Your signature underwear is THE SPORTS ... Read more
The Classic Bra
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Practical. Cute. Shy. Your signature underwear is THE CLASSIC... Read more
The Classic Cotton Brief
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Practical. Cute. Shy. Your signature underwear is THE CLASSIC... Read more
The Boyleg Brief
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Practical. Cute. Confident. Your signature underwear is THE B... Read more
The Boxer Brief
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Practical. Cute. Confident and... mmm, stretchy. Your signature under... Read more
Commando!
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Practical. Kinky. Shy. Your signature underwear is... none at all! Th... Read more
Commando!
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Practical. Kinky. Shy. Your signature underwear is... absolutely none... Read more
The Classic Thong
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Practical. Sexy. Self-assured. Your signature underwear is TH... Read more
The Leopard Thong
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Practical. Kinky. Confident. Your signature underwear is THE ... Read more
