OkCupid | Take The Underwear Personality Test

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Their result for The Underwear Personality Test ...

The Boxer Brief

Your result? 69% practical. 55% sexy. 71% confident.

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?

Practical. Cute. Confident and... mmm, stretchy. Your signature underwear is THE BOXER BRIEF.

In terms of personality, your results suggest that you sit somewhere on the middle ground in terms of your sex drive. You're also quite confident and somewhat focused on practicality and rationality over emotions. What other underwear could fit better? Boxer briefs require a lot of confidence to carry off, since, aside from the more fetishist underwear, they leave the LEAST to the imagination, and they're sexy without being overtly so. Boxer briefs are popular and confident, the sort of underwear a lot of guys wish they could get away with but don't have the self-assurance for. And they're incredibly comfy, which is spot on for someone like yourself. No chafing. No serious riding issues. And machine-washable, most importantly.

For the record, your female equivalent (also pictured above) is THE BOYLEG BRIEF.

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