Their result for The Underwear Personality Test ...

The Speedo

Your result? 49% practical. 55% sexy. 78% confident.

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?

 

Impulsive. Confident. Sexy. Your signature underwear is THE SPEEDO.

 

And hot damn, they look good on the right guy... only they're not really underwear, per se. They're swimwear. This puts them firmly in your camp - impulses over logic. A feeler, not a thinker. Speaking of feelings, that speedo feels pretty damn nice. Must be the fabric. Speedoes are also a bit on the sexier side - we're guessing that's fine with you, as your sex drive looks pretty healthy. We're also guessing you'd have the confidence to wear them in the right situation, since they leave almost nothing to the imagination. Wearing them to the beach, where they will almost inevitably get wet, only magnifies this. But, like your female equivalent, the bustier, they look incredibly hot on the right person. Just beware, as unlike the form-fitting bustier, you're a lot more vulnerable to having people snap the elastic in your waistband. And that's just uncool.

 

Your aforementioned female equivalent, THE BUSTIER, is also pictured above.

 

 

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • practicality Distribution

    They scored 49% on practicality, higher than 27% of your peers.

  • sexiness Distribution

    They scored 55% on sexiness, higher than 53% of your peers.

  • confidence Distribution

    They scored 78% on confidence, higher than 88% of your peers.

  • gender Distribution

    They scored 100% on gender, higher than 75% of your peers.

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The Flannel Pyjamas

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The Singlet

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The Satin Boxers

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The Vintage Nightie

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The Denim Cutoffs

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The Bustier

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The Speedo

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Impulsive. Confident. Sexy. Your signature underwear is THE S... Read more

The Vintage Corset

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Edgy. Impractical. Kinky. Shy. Your signature underwear is TH... Read more

The Bondage Corset

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Impulsive. Kinky. Shy. Your signature underwear is THE BONDAG... Read more

The Leather Thong

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Impulsive. Kinky. Confident. Dry-clean only. Your signature underwear... Read more

The Leather Thong

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Impulsive. Kinky. Confident. Dry-clean only. Your signature underwear... Read more

The High Rise Brief

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Practical. Conservative. Shy. Your signature underwear is TH... Read more

The Thermals

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Practical. Conservative. Shy. Your signature underwear is THE... Read more

The Sports Bra

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Practical, functional and confident, your signature underwear is str... Read more

The Sports Brief

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Practical. Confident. Your signature underwear is THE SPORTS ... Read more

The Classic Bra

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Practical. Cute. Shy. Your signature underwear is THE CLASSIC... Read more

The Classic Cotton Brief

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Practical. Cute. Shy. Your signature underwear is THE CLASSIC... Read more

The Boyleg Brief

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Practical. Cute. Confident. Your signature underwear is THE B... Read more

The Boxer Brief

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Practical. Cute. Confident and... mmm, stretchy. Your signature under... Read more

Commando!

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Practical. Kinky. Shy. Your signature underwear is... none at all! Th... Read more

Commando!

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Practical. Kinky. Shy. Your signature underwear is... absolutely none... Read more

The Classic Thong

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Practical. Sexy. Self-assured. Your signature underwear is TH... Read more

The Leopard Thong

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?   Practical. Kinky. Confident. Your signature underwear is THE ... Read more

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