OkCupid | Take The Underwear Personality Test

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Their result for The Underwear Personality Test ...

Commando!

Your result? 59% practical. 69% sexy. 43% confident.

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?

Practical. Kinky. Shy. Your signature underwear is... none at all! That's right, you're going COMMANDO!

Commando. The absolute absence of underwear. It's the sort of thing that sneaks up on you. You're undressing someone, expecting something to be underneath their skirt/pants/shorts, and... what's this? It's almost a labor-saver, as commando means cutting the middle man out between the other person and your crotch. It's a little kinky, really, and someone with a sex drive like yours might benefit from anything that saves time during the act. Commando is also surprisingly practical - sometimes the most comfortable underwear is no underwear at all, which is why so many people sleep naked. And, in the grand scheme of things, while it may not be a shy way to go, when you lump it in with the other minimalist approch to underwear (the thong/g-string), commando is the sneaky approach. One can almost get off on the secret of knowing that they've got no underwear. This secret is especially fun if kept while at church, family gatherings or job interviews.

For the record, your male equivalent (also pictured above) is exactly the same - COMMANDO, that is. Since, well, both men and women do it.

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