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Their result for The Underwear Personality Test ...

The Vintage Nightie

Your result? 33% practical. 60% sexy. 35% confident.

We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?

Impulsive. Cute. Shy. Your signature underwear is THE VINTAGE NIGHTIE.

While a big thing further back in the 20th century, these cute, feminine pieces of sleepwear/underwear are getting a revival. And why not? Demure and adorable, they very nearly transport you back to that feeling of innocence you maintained before discovering that Santa was a lie, the tooth fairy was a story concocted by your parents and the neighbours' boy was NOT sneaking into your room to play with your toy dolls. But you're not COMPLETELY innocuous. The vintage nighties are still quite sexy - in that almost-innocent sort of way - and we're sure they'd be more than enough to get quite a few people hot. They are also a tad impractical, when you think about it. Not only are they too big and willowy to really work as underwear, but they require a freakin' delicates wash. Damn sensitive fabrics!

For the record, your male equivalent (also pictured above) is THE DENIM CUTOFFS.

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