Their result for The Are You a Can Opener? Test ...

No.

35 Can Opener-ocity

You are not a can opener.  Relieved? 

 

Or maybe you aren't.  Maybe your childhood dream was to open cans.  Well, to you I say: you can do anything you want in life, just try not to hurt your teeth on that can of Campbell's. 

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Pure Distribution

    They scored 35% on Pure, higher than 15% of your peers.

All possible test results

No Chance, Charlie.

You are not a crook or a can opener.  But you are a bit of an opportunist.  Opening a petting zoo mid-flight, talking to hippies who have just taken over the Lincoln memorial; you're a man concer... Read more

Nope.

You make canned goods sexy.  For fun, you like to open a can of Spaghettios and roll around in it   America needs you to open more cans, but you're not a can opener.  Maybe Brigitt... Read more

God, No!

Silly human, people can't be appliances.  Maybe you should remember that more often.    Opening a can is a full sensory experience for you.  Something you take way too seriously.... Read more

Not Quite...

You're not quite a can opener, but maybe you're another appliance.  Like a pizza cutter.  Or a bottle opener.  (But you might have to go back to school to do that.)    Study hard... Read more

Yes!

You are certainly a can opener.  And now I will come to you for all my can-opening needs.  We'll take lot's of trips to the supermarket, walking up and down the aisles seeing what kind of fun we'll ... Read more

No.

You are not a can opener.  Relieved?    Or maybe you aren't.  Maybe your childhood dream was to open cans.  Well, to you I say: you can do anything you want in life, just try not... Read more

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