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The "What kind of band should we form?" Test
Their result for The "What kind of band should we form?" Test ...
The Mercenary
66% Jazz, 64% Funk, 63% Latin, 29% Classical, 44% Klezmer, 29% Swedish_Death_Metal and 15% Butt_Rock!
You may have earned a degree in Jazz Studies, but you've branched out beyond that. You're comfortable pulling off some merengue or a James Brown cover, but you can still burn through a few choruses of Cherokee when called upon. On the down side, you're probably a drunken mess most of the time and can't keep a girlfriend for more than a month at a time. But hey, you're in a band.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 29% on Classical, higher than 52% of your peers.
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They scored 66% on Jazz, higher than 88% of your peers.
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They scored 64% on Funk, higher than 59% of your peers.
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They scored 44% on Klezmer, higher than 31% of your peers.
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They scored 63% on Latin, higher than 47% of your peers.
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They scored 29% on Swedish_Death_Metal, higher than 12% of your peers.
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They scored 15% on Butt_Rock, higher than 10% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Mercenary
You may have earned a degree in Jazz Studies, but you've branched out beyond that. You're comfortable pulling off some merengue or a James Brown cover, but you can still burn through ... Read more
The Funk Musician
The Klezmer Musician
Although cultured and skilled at your instrument, somehow you took a road into obscurity. You've got some bad chops on the clarinet or accordian, but your efforts are mainly relegated... Read more
The Latin Musician
Maybe one of your parents is an immigrant, you're culturally adventurous, or you just got fed up with the jazz scene. Now you put down an intoxicating groove that attracts the beautif... Read more
The Swedish Death Metal Musician
If you've got long, straight hair and tight, shiny pants and are stuck in the 90s, Swedish Death Metal might just be for you. A complete lack of musical talent or singing ability didn... Read more
The Butt Rock Musician
It's unclear why you're in a band--you've got no talent, no experience, a complete lack of creativity, an unsupportable ego, and you're ugly as all Hell. Yet, the possibility of beaut... Read more
The Jazz Musician
You've spent thousands of hours listening to Blue Note albums, sitting by yourself in a practice room, taking classes at a university, and shooting up heroin. Now it's time to hit the club and see who... Read more
The Classical Musician
Snooty but musically skilled, you'd fit well into an orchestra. Rather than shotgun some PBR during intermission, you're more likely to open a bootle of sauvignon blanc after a concert. Also, there's ... Read more
The Uncategorizable
Somehow you managed to slip through the cracks of this test--you must be awesome at ALL genres. Let's start a Death Metal/Klezmer/Avante Garde Bass Clarinet Quartet! Read more
