Their result for The Are You A Cynical New Yorker Test ...

Tri-State area

71% Cynicism

Yeah, you're pretty cool, with your house in the suburbs, organic produce from the farmer's market and 3 hour commute to work. At least the trip gives you time to skim the NY Times Book review so you can pretend you've read this week's bestsellers. You like Jim Jarmusch films even if you can't pronounce his name. You tell yourself you've got the best of both worlds, but we all know who you're fooling.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Cynicism Distribution

    They scored 71% on Cynicism, higher than 21% of your peers.

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Hick

Schmuck, you're a dupe of the media. It's possible you don't have all your teeth. If you're not actually illiterate, you probably move your lips when you read. Your best hope of employment is at a ... Read more

Midwesterner

You're a nice person. You wear comfortable shoes. You floss daily and eat your vegetables. Heck, you probably grown your vegetables. You give responsibly to charitable causes and help little old l... Read more

Tri-State area

Yeah, you're pretty cool, with your house in the suburbs, organic produce from the farmer's market and 3 hour commute to work. At least the trip gives you time to skim the NY Times Book review so you... Read more

New Yorker

You're cool, edgy, at the top of your verbal game. You know yourself and you know your city even though you haven't crossed 14th Street in 5 years. Your parents no longer understand you and tourists... Read more

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