Their result for The Eclectic Test ...

What...WHO ARE YOU??

What the heck? You scored ###%!

Alright, the only way you could POSSIBLY have gotten this score is by A) having cheated, or B) you're me. If the former, then bravo. I admire your tenacity and sheer bloody mindedness. But get the heck out of my test. If the latter, then just let me take this moment to say that it is WISHFUL THINKING, and that those stockings ACTUALLY put about 20 pounds on you, Fatty McFattington. That is all. Goodnight.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • muggings Distribution

    They scored 88% on muggings, higher than 94% of your peers.

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Sic 'em, Nilla!

Thank you for taking this test. After careful consideration, I have decided that you are so very, very horrible a person that you cannot be allowed to live. You will now be fed to my brother's psych... Read more

You're dead to me.

You're a horrible person, and I hate you. I hate you so much, I don't even have to be facially expressive about it. You probably don't even like cats. Bastard. That's right, I'm questioning your p... Read more

Get off of my lawn!

You damn hippy kids with your country music and your profligate sex lives! In my day we shot anyone who disagreed with a high-powered potato cannon! You can't get good potatoes these days, they just... Read more

Uh...hi.

You are lukewarm water in the mouth of my opinion. By biblical principles, I should be spewing you out of my mouth right now. It's not that I dislike you...but neither are we likely to be bosom budd... Read more

Nifty keen!

You're alright, kiddo. Not the highest scoring, possibly due to your being a man, or at least moderately masculine. I will forgive you the country music that you probably listen to, so long as you d... Read more

MARRY ME!!!

...No. Not really. No, not even if you answered that question saying you would...listen, you're a cool person, alright? Can't we just be friends? No?! Alright, I didn't want to say this but...eve... Read more

What...WHO ARE YOU??

Alright, the only way you could POSSIBLY have gotten this score is by A) having cheated, or B) you're me. If the former, then bravo. I admire your tenacity and sheer bloody mindedness. But get the ... Read more

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