The Which Cult Should You Join? Test
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Unitarian Church
You scored 33 Angst, 33 Weirdness, and 77 Freedom!
The Unitarian-Universalist Church is about as open-minded as you can possibly get, to the point that they don't really have any doctrines per se, just a set of loose guidelines under which people of different beliefs can interact in relative harmony. They were among the first churches to recognize women pastors and gay marriage, and generally support any number of left wing causes.
This often vague open-mindedness leads many to question whether it's even a religion at all. Never piss a Unitarian off, though, or they'll burn a question mark in your front lawn.
http://www.uua.org/
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 33% on Angst, higher than 36% of your peers.
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They scored 33% on Weirdness, higher than 45% of your peers.
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They scored 77% on Freedom, higher than 90% of your peers.
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