Their result for The Who's Your Man??? Test ...

Baby Face

You're attracted to:

Your only requirement is that he have boyish good-looks. Masculinity and intellect mean nothing to you. It's all about eye-candy. These men, usually hairless, are likely to have the smallest penises of all.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Trad. Cuteness Distribution

    They scored 62% on Trad. Cuteness, higher than 26% of your peers.

  • Machismo Distribution

    They scored 36% on Machismo, higher than 12% of your peers.

  • Intellect/Art Distribution

    They scored 35% on Intellect/Art, higher than 20% of your peers.

  • Scruffiness Distribution

    They scored 36% on Scruffiness, higher than 12% of your peers.

All possible test results

Lesbian?

I guess you don't like boys very much. Maybe you liked George Takei. In any case, you might consider playing for the other team. Read more

Scruffy

You like the unkempt, sloppy, five-o'clock-shadowed men, as long as they aren't too masculine. And all that hair is there to cover up a not-so-nice face. Read more

The Nerd

You like 'em smart, not much else. You're all about personality, I guess. Sulu would be your man if you were/are a man too. Read more

The Starving Artist

Beck, although he isn't exactly starving anymore, is your man, so long as you can get past the Scientology bullshit. You like 'em scruffy, smart, and sensitive. Traditional good-looks don't mean much ... Read more

Rambo

UGHHGRHHGHHG!!!!! You like 'em big and dumb. Cuteness doesn't mean a thing to you. You need bulging biceps, pulsating pectorals, and a shriveled saq. Your idea of a romantic evening is being beaten ov... Read more

The Chuck

Scruffy Rambo: you like to discover patches of hair in surprising places. To you, a manly man is a hairy man. Warning: may cause rash. Read more

Macgyver

He can make a bomb out of a toothpick and some chewing gum, or he can just plain kick ass. This rare man is lacking in neither brains nor brawn. Read more

Working Class Hero

Smart, scruffy, tough. This man can write a delicate poem and start a bar fight all in the same night. You're the Yoko to his John. Read more

Baby Face

Your only requirement is that he have boyish good-looks. Masculinity and intellect mean nothing to you. It's all about eye-candy. These men, usually hairless, are likely to have the smallest penises o... Read more

Oh! Gael!

You enjoy a baby face, so long as you can feel that stubble against your cheek. A little bit sweet, a little bit scruffy, Gael Garcia Bernal is your man. Watch out, though, he may go after your male f... Read more

Young Paul McCartney

The clean-cut Paul is your man. Sweet and sappy in both appearance and song. You love those sad puppy dog eyes. You need someone who will honor your love in song or art and look damn good doing it. Read more

Joel Barish

Joely. You need someone artistic, sensitive, a little unkempt, and easy on the eyes without all that macho bullshit. Your man isn't afraid to make fun of himself. Read more

The Cap'n

Devastatingly handsome, always ready to take charge, and not afraid to rip his clothes. He's more in love with himself than you, but you make a nice accessory. Try the damsel in distress routine to fi... Read more

That OC Douche

Benjamin whatever is your man. Cute, shaggy, and a tiny bit meatheaded--that's how you like 'em. Intelligent conversation isn't exactly on your list of priorities. You suck. Read more

Harry Potter

Hairless but still a little macho, Harry Potter is your man. He has the brains to defeat the Dark Lord, the charm to woo Ginny Weasley, and the courage to ride a horse in the nude. Who could resist th... Read more

Renaissance Man

The George. The Cloonmeister. This is your all-in-one package. Charm to the max, tough, rugged, with a sly intelligence. You find it easy to look past poor acting when gazing into those dark eyes. *... Read more

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