Their result for The Beer Lover Test ...

Ignorant

You scored -7 beer knowledge and appreciation

Only a 7th day Adventist would know less about beer than you. If you do drink, it's to get drunk. You disrespect beer, abuse beer, use beer like a drug. And am probably an ignorant asshole.

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    They scored -7% on Beer knowledge, higher than 5% of your peers.

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Nonbeer drinker.

You don't drink beer, do you? Why did you take this test? Read more

Ignorant

Only a 7th day Adventist would know less about beer than you. If you do drink, it's to get drunk. You disrespect beer, abuse beer, use beer like a drug. And am probably an ignorant asshole. Read more

BMC drinker

Macro swiller. Probably buys the same 24 constantly. Some light beer or lager, right? Coors, Bud. Do yourself a favour. Try something new. Read more

Importer

Lemme guess, you think Heineken is a premium beer, right? Just because a beer costs more, doesn't mean it's better. I'll let you in on a secret. You know why they put the lime in the Corona? Becau... Read more

Appreciater

You may not be a beer lover, but you do appreciate the stuff. One who doesn't buy the same swill week after week. You like to try different beers. I respect you. You respect beer. Go grap yoursel... Read more

Beer lover

Wow! You drink the right stuff. Hell, you probably even drink at the local brewpub. You know what good beer is, what bad beer is, and what great beer is. Go crack open that barleywine you've been ... Read more

Alekeep

Only the best beer for you. You probably don't mind beers from the big three, but certainly wouldn't buy them. May I suggest a Westvleteren abt. 12? You'll like it. Read more

BeerBaron

Passionate about beer. You love trying different styles, different breweries, and may even be a member of CAMRA. Your goal in the beer world is to try every beer out their. Take a trip to Belgium. ... Read more

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