The What Is My Taste in Women Test

All possible test results

The Kitten

When she walks by, the guys wink, the girls wrinkle their noses. She's young and she's loose. She dresses (as much as she does) for everyone -- not just you. Have fun while it lasts. (If you're over ... Read more

The Babe

People smile when they see her. She's cute and endearing, and she knows it. Perfect for a young romance. (If you're over 40, look in the mirror and wake up.) Read more

The Glamor Girl

People gawk when they see her. So do you. She surprises you every time. You love the way she looks, but you can't help wondering, if this ever works out, will you have to sponsor her wardrobe? (No, yo... Read more

The Hooker

She's experienced. She's sensual. She's sweet. She hasn't met your mom yet. Probably never will. Read more

The Belle

Sweet and charming. And eligible. This could get serious. If your choice mattered. (You don't think Keira looks sweet and charming in that pic? Then find a better shot yourself!) Read more

The Socialite

She's class on high heels. Good at the small talk, doesn't do the trivial talk. You feel proud to be at her side. Hope she feels the same. Read more

Hot Mama

Steaming! Think you can keep up with her? She doesn't. Watch her eyes, already looking for new prizes. (Hey, she's coming my way!) Read more

Gorgeous Companion

She's stunning. You'll never outgrow her. You'll get to find out. She'll stay forever -- if you don't lose your stupid job, if you spend more money on her than on beer, spend more time with her than t... Read more

The Dame

She's mature. Well-preserved? No -- ripe. Never readier. Sophisticated, educated, a deep thrill. (No, that's not Hillary, you dork. It's her mentor.) Read more