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The Dullard

34% Dull, 12% Pretentious, 6% Sex-obsessed, 19% Unintelligent, 15% Insulting and 28% Desperate!

The chances are, you simply don't KNOW how to write a decent message to someone. You probably think "hey, how are you doing today?" is a pleasant enough message for anyone to receive. The chances are, your recipient knows that you're bored and have nothing particularly interesting to say to them. 

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Dull Distribution

    They scored 34% on Dull, higher than 86% of your peers.

  • Pretentious Distribution

    They scored 12% on Pretentious, higher than 56% of your peers.

  • Sex-obsessed Distribution

    They scored 6% on Sex-obsessed, higher than 58% of your peers.

  • Unintelligent Distribution

    They scored 19% on Unintelligent, higher than 74% of your peers.

  • Insulting Distribution

    They scored 15% on Insulting, higher than 78% of your peers.

  • Desperate Distribution

    They scored 28% on Desperate, higher than 91% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Articulator

Well done! You are a master of initial messages. You know how to keep your recipient intrigued, using a combination of wit, intelligence, care an... Read more

The Desperate One

You come across as persistant and desperate to your recipient. You constantly badger them, and further message them when you haven't heard back from them in a day. You are desperate to find th... Read more

The Douchebag

You're on this site purely to insult or troll people, or you lack the social skills to figure out your messages offend people. You probably don't care to read your recipient's profile and/or i... Read more

The Pretentious Twat

Do you find yourself messaging people with a sense of self-importance beforehand? Are you a pseudo-intellectual? You probably feel you need to share your knowledge with everyone, and you proba... Read more

The Dumbass

Who are you trying to fool? Did you not read profiles properly? Do you not know how to locate the location of your recipient? Are you unaware of the match algorithm? Do you not have any social... Read more

The Dullard

The chances are, you simply don't KNOW how to write a decent message to someone. You probably think "hey, how are you doing today?" is a pleasant enough message for anyone to receive. The chan... Read more

The Pervert

Oh dear, the main focus for messaging people is your interest in their... assets. Physical, that is. Though this may work with a few people, the chances are, most people would rather if you ca... Read more

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