The How good is your first message Test
Their result for The How good is your first message Test ...
The Articulator
9% Dull, 14% Pretentious, 0% Sex-obsessed, 9% Unintelligent, 3% Insulting and 3% Desperate!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 9% on Dull, higher than 8% of your peers.
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They scored 14% on Pretentious, higher than 62% of your peers.
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They scored 0% on Sex-obsessed, higher than 19% of your peers.
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They scored 9% on Unintelligent, higher than 27% of your peers.
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They scored 3% on Insulting, higher than 7% of your peers.
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They scored 3% on Desperate, higher than 4% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Articulator
Well done! You are a master of initial messages. You know how to keep your recipient intrigued, using a combination of wit, intelligence, care an... Read more
The Desperate One
You come across as persistant and desperate to your recipient. You constantly badger them, and further message them when you haven't heard back from them in a day. You are desperate to find th... Read more
The Douchebag
You're on this site purely to insult or troll people, or you lack the social skills to figure out your messages offend people. You probably don't care to read your recipient's profile and/or i... Read more
The Pretentious Twat
Do you find yourself messaging people with a sense of self-importance beforehand? Are you a pseudo-intellectual? You probably feel you need to share your knowledge with everyone, and you proba... Read more
The Dumbass
Who are you trying to fool? Did you not read profiles properly? Do you not know how to locate the location of your recipient? Are you unaware of the match algorithm? Do you not have any social... Read more
The Dullard
The chances are, you simply don't KNOW how to write a decent message to someone. You probably think "hey, how are you doing today?" is a pleasant enough message for anyone to receive. The chan... Read more
The Pervert
Oh dear, the main focus for messaging people is your interest in their... assets. Physical, that is. Though this may work with a few people, the chances are, most people would rather if you ca... Read more
