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The Hipster

sweet jesus. you're ###% hipster.

You're so hip that I'm actually a little shocked that you took this test. Here's the verdict: I'd want to bang you, but you also walk the fine line between hot and ridiculous. You're also probably a bit vain and obsessed with your image. Don't be terribly insulted--that's the same way I feel about myself a lot of the time. I recommend that you work on not being quite so superficial. But keep on with that hotness. Oh yeah--and you might want to refrain from calling yourself a hipster. It's just not cool. But you know that already.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • hippoints Distribution

    They scored 93% on hippoints, higher than 94% of your peers.

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