Their result for The Woeful English Major Test ...

The Fitzgerald

You scored 39 Love of Lit and 33 Studiousness!

So you have an average love of books but don't apply yourself. Probably a party-gal or guy, eh? Well so was Fitzgerald and he met a soppy, alcoholic end. But then again, he had a psychotic wife, what's your excuse? You are one of those Comm majors who just can't make the switch, right?

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Love of Lit Distribution

    They scored 39% on Love of Lit, higher than 8% of your peers.

  • Studiousness Distribution

    They scored 33% on Studiousness, higher than 9% of your peers.

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