Slowly moving your head in and out of your shell to the amusement of some, you are the tentative turtle! Turtles arent for everyone, thats because they dont do anything really exciting like a neat trick. Instead, you are the type of pet who is meant to be seen and fed occasionally and left to do your own thing the rest of the time. Turtle owners need to be either patient or high (or both) to devote an entire afternoon to just watching you ramble around your tank. Speaking of the tank, your habitat can take some care as turtles apparently like to swim in water AND breath air, talk about high maintenance. Youre not the smartest or the most loyal pet, you are a special type of animal for that special type of owner and by special I do mean retarded. But thats ok, so your owner is a moron, youre not doing much better as you slowly move about your life. Big deal, at least you wont end up as turtle soup, unless someone gets the munchies.
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