Gullible Guinea Pig
Mutilated by countless testing labs, but still going back for more, you are the gullible guinea pig! While other pets demand a lot of their owners, your owners may demand a lot of you. Of course, most people wont want you as a pet to try out some new brand of antidepressant pills. Instead you will most likely be the unwitting test subject of someone even more evil than scientists: little children! This means you will be thrown around a minimum of five times a day. However, on the plus side, you're indifferent about a lot of things and are a little too dumb to run away either, which saves you from being accidentally vacuumed into oblivion. So, if you luck out and find a child who doesnt have ADD, you should be enjoying a life of food pellets and sitting around sniffing things for several years.
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