The What Kind of Pet Are You Test
Gullible Guinea Pig
Mutilated by countless testing labs, but still going back for more, you are the gullible guinea pig! While other pets demand a lot of their owners, your owners may demand a lot of you. Of course, most people wont want you as a pet to try out some new brand of antidepressant pills. Instead you will most likely be the unwitting test subject of someone even more evil than scientists: little children! This means you will be thrown around a minimum of five times a day. However, on the plus side, you're indifferent about a lot of things and are a little too dumb to run away either, which saves you from being accidentally vacuumed into oblivion. So, if you luck out and find a child who doesnt have ADD, you should be enjoying a life of food pellets and sitting around sniffing things for several years.
All possible test results
Fearful Fishy
Most Likely Owner: Anyone who can afford to buy water. Relaxing to observe but less than fun to cuddle, you are the fearful fishy! Fish is a broad category ranging from those crappy goldfis... Read more
Hoppity Rabbit
Most Likely Owner: Those who like cute pets but hate hamsters. Hoping down the bunny trail away from any danger either real or imaginary, you are the hopity rabbit! While other pets can rel... Read more
Tentative Turtle
Most Likely Owner: Stoners. Slowly moving your head in and out of your shell to the amusement of some, you are the tentative turtle! Turtles arent for everyone, thats because they don... Read more
Feisty Ferret
Most Likely Owner: Arnold Schwarzenegger, other Austrians. Stuck somewhere between a dog/cat/otter mix you are the feisty ferret! Because of your independent nature, you are less blindly lo... Read more
Gullible Guinea Pig
Most Likely Owner: Mad Scientists, bored children. Mutilated by countless testing labs, but still going back for more, you are the gullible guinea pig! While other pets demand a lot of thei... Read more
Bubbly Birdie
Most Likely Owner: Morning people. Ready to sing your song of love no matter what the hour, you are the bubbly birdie! While other pets show their affection through dry humping, you prefer ... Read more
Gruff Goat
Most Likely Owner: Farmers, children of farmers, shepherds. Knocking trolls off bridges with reckless abandon, you are the gruff goat! While other pets get the glory of being allowed inside... Read more
Haughty Horsey
Most Likely Owner: Little girls who really wanted a pony. Galloping away with your owners heart (and money), you are the haughty horsey. Like other domesticated animals you once served an i... Read more
Seductive Snake
Most Likely Owner: Pathetic male virgins who thinks snakes turn chicks on. Slithering up your owners arm in a tight death grip of love, you are the seductive snake! While snake and cudd... Read more
Careful Cat
Most Likely Owner: Crazy cat lady. Like a ghost who appears at uneven intervals, you are the careful cat! While some cats are outgoing and love people, you are more interested in your own a... Read more
Picky Pot Belly Pig
Most Likely Owner: Hippies and vegetarians. Until recently delegated to the dinner table, you are the picky pot belly pig! While you have got a lot of bad press as being lazy, smelly, and s... Read more
Prattling Parrot
Most Likely Owner: Bored housewives who prefers talking to her parrot over her husband. Never one to just shut up and chill, you are the prattling parrot! As a highly intelligent animal tha... Read more
Rambunctious Rat
Most Likely Owner: Poor college student living in a dorm. Misunderstood by squeamish people, but beloved by true rat lovers, you are the rambunctious rat! Some people may underestimate you,... Read more
Playful Pussy Cat
Most Likely Owner: Evil genius bent on world domination. Even though the name sounds dirty, it isnt, you are the playful pussy cat! Cats are smart animals who are also self sufficient. Ho... Read more
Defensive Doggie
Most Likely Owner: Hick who needs to protect some property. While other dogs may get their kicks from playing in the dirt, you are a more serious dog, the defensive doggie! Because you are ... Read more
Loyal Lassie Dog
Most Likely Owner: A little boy, probably stuck down a well. Mans (and womans) best friend, what else do you need? You are the loyal lassie dog! When your owner walks in the door you ca... Read more
