The What Kind of Pet Are You Test
Gruff Goat
Knocking trolls off bridges with reckless abandon, you are the gruff goat! While other pets get the glory of being allowed inside the house, you are more of an independent spirit. Not exactly one of the mindless farm animals like chickens and cows, you are also unlike more tame pets like dogs. However, you can be a very loyal pet if someone offers you the right amount of food incentives. One big advantage is that to you, food is pretty much anything including grannies old underwear. Anyone who wants you as a pet realizes that while they can safely dispose of the granny panties, they will still need a large fenced area to keep you in. Youre not a city loving type of pet for obvious reasons and you arent particularly interested in games either, but if a troll is sneaking around the house you can bet youll be protecting the family with your horns.
All possible test results
Fearful Fishy
Most Likely Owner: Anyone who can afford to buy water. Relaxing to observe but less than fun to cuddle, you are the fearful fishy! Fish is a broad category ranging from those crappy goldfis... Read more
Hoppity Rabbit
Most Likely Owner: Those who like cute pets but hate hamsters. Hoping down the bunny trail away from any danger either real or imaginary, you are the hopity rabbit! While other pets can rel... Read more
Tentative Turtle
Most Likely Owner: Stoners. Slowly moving your head in and out of your shell to the amusement of some, you are the tentative turtle! Turtles arent for everyone, thats because they don... Read more
Feisty Ferret
Most Likely Owner: Arnold Schwarzenegger, other Austrians. Stuck somewhere between a dog/cat/otter mix you are the feisty ferret! Because of your independent nature, you are less blindly lo... Read more
Gullible Guinea Pig
Most Likely Owner: Mad Scientists, bored children. Mutilated by countless testing labs, but still going back for more, you are the gullible guinea pig! While other pets demand a lot of thei... Read more
Bubbly Birdie
Most Likely Owner: Morning people. Ready to sing your song of love no matter what the hour, you are the bubbly birdie! While other pets show their affection through dry humping, you prefer ... Read more
Gruff Goat
Most Likely Owner: Farmers, children of farmers, shepherds. Knocking trolls off bridges with reckless abandon, you are the gruff goat! While other pets get the glory of being allowed inside... Read more
Haughty Horsey
Most Likely Owner: Little girls who really wanted a pony. Galloping away with your owners heart (and money), you are the haughty horsey. Like other domesticated animals you once served an i... Read more
Seductive Snake
Most Likely Owner: Pathetic male virgins who thinks snakes turn chicks on. Slithering up your owners arm in a tight death grip of love, you are the seductive snake! While snake and cudd... Read more
Careful Cat
Most Likely Owner: Crazy cat lady. Like a ghost who appears at uneven intervals, you are the careful cat! While some cats are outgoing and love people, you are more interested in your own a... Read more
Picky Pot Belly Pig
Most Likely Owner: Hippies and vegetarians. Until recently delegated to the dinner table, you are the picky pot belly pig! While you have got a lot of bad press as being lazy, smelly, and s... Read more
Prattling Parrot
Most Likely Owner: Bored housewives who prefers talking to her parrot over her husband. Never one to just shut up and chill, you are the prattling parrot! As a highly intelligent animal tha... Read more
Rambunctious Rat
Most Likely Owner: Poor college student living in a dorm. Misunderstood by squeamish people, but beloved by true rat lovers, you are the rambunctious rat! Some people may underestimate you,... Read more
Playful Pussy Cat
Most Likely Owner: Evil genius bent on world domination. Even though the name sounds dirty, it isnt, you are the playful pussy cat! Cats are smart animals who are also self sufficient. Ho... Read more
Defensive Doggie
Most Likely Owner: Hick who needs to protect some property. While other dogs may get their kicks from playing in the dirt, you are a more serious dog, the defensive doggie! Because you are ... Read more
Loyal Lassie Dog
Most Likely Owner: A little boy, probably stuck down a well. Mans (and womans) best friend, what else do you need? You are the loyal lassie dog! When your owner walks in the door you ca... Read more
