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Gruff Goat

You scored 13 Intelligence, 19 Loyalty, 15 Upkeep, and 15 Playfulness!

Most Likely Owner: Farmers, children of farmers, shepherds.

Knocking trolls off bridges with reckless abandon, you are the gruff goat! While other pets get the glory of being allowed inside the house, you are more of an independent spirit. Not exactly one of the mindless farm animals like chickens and cows, you are also unlike more tame pets like dogs. However, you can be a very loyal pet if someone offers you the right amount of food incentives. One big advantage is that to you, food is pretty much anything including grannies old underwear. Anyone who wants you as a pet realizes that while they can safely dispose of the granny panties, they will still need a large fenced area to keep you in. You’re not a city loving type of pet for obvious reasons and you aren’t particularly interested in games either, but if a troll is sneaking around the house you can bet you’ll be protecting the family with your horns.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Intelligence Distribution

    They scored 13% on Intelligence, higher than 20% of your peers.

  • Loyalty Distribution

    They scored 19% on Loyalty, higher than 76% of your peers.

  • Upkeep Distribution

    They scored 15% on Upkeep, higher than 76% of your peers.

  • Playfulness Distribution

    They scored 15% on Playfulness, higher than 69% of your peers.

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