The What Kind of Pet Are You Test
Their result for The What Kind of Pet Are You Test ...
Defensive Doggie
You scored 16 Intelligence, 15 Loyalty, 16 Upkeep, and 11 Playfulness!
While other dogs may get their kicks from playing in the dirt, you are a more serious dog, the defensive doggie! Because you are smart and loyal, you are constantly on the prowl for any would-be home invaders or mail delivery people. This attention to protecting the house comes at a cost though, as you are less interested in games than other dogs and more focused on your job of protecting what is yours. This attention to detail is great when someone is actually attacking your home, but not so great when youre holding little Suzies arm in your mouth because she was looking kind of shifty. Still, many owners look for the attack dog and as long as you cant fit inside Paris bag, you qualify!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 16% on Intelligence, higher than 42% of your peers.
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They scored 15% on Loyalty, higher than 41% of your peers.
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They scored 16% on Upkeep, higher than 82% of your peers.
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They scored 11% on Playfulness, higher than 32% of your peers.
All possible test results
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Tentative Turtle
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Feisty Ferret
Most Likely Owner: Arnold Schwarzenegger, other Austrians. Stuck somewhere between a dog/cat/otter mix you are the feisty ferret! Because of your independent nature, you are less blindly lo... Read more
Gullible Guinea Pig
Most Likely Owner: Mad Scientists, bored children. Mutilated by countless testing labs, but still going back for more, you are the gullible guinea pig! While other pets demand a lot of thei... Read more
Bubbly Birdie
Most Likely Owner: Morning people. Ready to sing your song of love no matter what the hour, you are the bubbly birdie! While other pets show their affection through dry humping, you prefer ... Read more
Gruff Goat
Most Likely Owner: Farmers, children of farmers, shepherds. Knocking trolls off bridges with reckless abandon, you are the gruff goat! While other pets get the glory of being allowed inside... Read more
Haughty Horsey
Most Likely Owner: Little girls who really wanted a pony. Galloping away with your owners heart (and money), you are the haughty horsey. Like other domesticated animals you once served an i... Read more
Seductive Snake
Most Likely Owner: Pathetic male virgins who thinks snakes turn chicks on. Slithering up your owners arm in a tight death grip of love, you are the seductive snake! While snake and cudd... Read more
Careful Cat
Most Likely Owner: Crazy cat lady. Like a ghost who appears at uneven intervals, you are the careful cat! While some cats are outgoing and love people, you are more interested in your own a... Read more
Picky Pot Belly Pig
Most Likely Owner: Hippies and vegetarians. Until recently delegated to the dinner table, you are the picky pot belly pig! While you have got a lot of bad press as being lazy, smelly, and s... Read more
Prattling Parrot
Most Likely Owner: Bored housewives who prefers talking to her parrot over her husband. Never one to just shut up and chill, you are the prattling parrot! As a highly intelligent animal tha... Read more
Rambunctious Rat
Most Likely Owner: Poor college student living in a dorm. Misunderstood by squeamish people, but beloved by true rat lovers, you are the rambunctious rat! Some people may underestimate you,... Read more
Playful Pussy Cat
Most Likely Owner: Evil genius bent on world domination. Even though the name sounds dirty, it isnt, you are the playful pussy cat! Cats are smart animals who are also self sufficient. Ho... Read more
Defensive Doggie
Most Likely Owner: Hick who needs to protect some property. While other dogs may get their kicks from playing in the dirt, you are a more serious dog, the defensive doggie! Because you are ... Read more
Loyal Lassie Dog
Most Likely Owner: A little boy, probably stuck down a well. Mans (and womans) best friend, what else do you need? You are the loyal lassie dog! When your owner walks in the door you ca... Read more
