Their result for The beerliness Test ...

The Brown Ale

You scored 85% beerliness!

You are the BROWN ALE! You are one of those people that are always nice to have round. You are not over indulgent or have to always be the centre of attention, you are happy enough to simply be there. With that said your dark nature suggests a sinister side to MR Happy. One more thing a warning to anyone who consumes you, you cause one nasty HANGOVER! Advice 1: If you hit your twentieth, you have probably had enough. I doubt you will think this, so have another one! Advice 2: Thank God your not light beer! Whether you take these comments into consideration in terms of your actual life is up to you, but be warned the beerliness test is dead accurate.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • beerliness Distribution

    They scored 85% on beerliness, higher than 75% of your peers.

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