The What should I drink Test

All possible test results

Beer Drinker

Ahhh the noble beer drinker are you. Do you work in a mill, factory or farm? Maybe you actually hate beer, but at the very least you should like the idea of beer. My dad's a beer drinker goddamnit ... Read more

Scotch

Whether its on the rocks, neat or straight up, scotch is the drink for you. You're cool enough to sip your alcohol, chugging is for teenagers and frat boys. You are a sophisticated bad ass like Fran... Read more

Sex on the Beach

You probably haven't experimented much past finding one drink you like. It says sex on the beach, but you might like any of the more standard mixed drinks. Your tastes aren't as refined as Sinatra, ... Read more

Wine

Ahhh are you French??? You aren't the toughest person around, but you have taste. You know what you like and know why you like it, (or you will eventually). Jesus was a wine drinker, be proud. You... Read more

Beer Bong!

Dude! You'll drink whatever the frat or MTV tells you. You aren't a freaking pussy, but you've absolutely no taste. When you drink its probably a lot. You've probably never truly appreciated fine ... Read more

Martini

This is an actual martini mind you (vodka or gin), the kind James Bond drinks, not those pussy trendy fruit martinis you see around. You like them dry (little vermouth) and/or dirty (with olive brine... Read more

Trendy Ice

You like the drinks that taste like candy with fancy commercial advertising campaigns. If you are a guy it doesn't matter if its Mike's "Hard" lemonade, you aren't hard you are a little bitch. Quit ... Read more

Appletini

Well well well, the flavored martini. If you are a girl you are probably mad hot and totally use guys to buy you drinks. If you are a guy you are probably gay. Not all gay guys fall under this cate... Read more