The Let me fuck up your head Test

Jesus fucking mother Mary in her virgin cunt Christ! You actully wasted vauluble life energy to take this God and Buddah forsaken test?!?!? For Shame!! You need to stop masterbating on the internet and get out of your fortress of conservitive virgin infested sollitude! Go out and do something construcktive.. Like steal a car! Or murder an elderly person to cut down on over population rates! But then again, I wrote the fucking thing.. So, umm, let me think.. umm... thats hard.. hmmm.. something like suck my balls is so standard, so it not really funny.. would you be content with "spank my ass and call me Achbar"? .. I wouldn't either.. Just rate my god damned test so i can stop worring about my own problems.. Like, i really do think a good place to pick up hot chicks is church.. or like, i wanna save the world, but i don't have sayian powers, so i have to eat my feelings away.. or my daddy was never there for me, so i had to get stuck with sexually pleasuring my mom.. please write me!! i need ot be loved!! My dog has abanded!! And worst of all, It wasn't even my dog!! I wanna crawl in a hole and and be sodimaisted by a goat!! Are you that goat with 3 testicals?? i'll give you herpes!! i love you!! *note, this whole test and out come is made just to make you laugh or be grossed out, the author is in no way seriuos about anything said in the test or answer and out-come.. its only for his own sick humor*