Their result for The True Metal or False Metal Test ...

Metalhead

Your score is: ###!

You are not lame. You are definitely a Metalhead. Although you have partaken of Non-Rhoades era Ozzy, you now realize the error of your ways and stick to the much more superior sounds of SLAYER (Reign in Blood era) Carcass, Bolt Thrower, etc. No need to list 'em for you- you can list 'em yourself! Now pack a bowl & celebrate! (or bleed, whatever it is that you do)

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • TrueMetalPoints Distribution

    They scored 54% on TrueMetalPoints, higher than 22% of your peers.

All possible test results

False

There is no excuse for you. You either are taking this test to try to grow some clit, or balls, but still fall short of the glory. *Or* (more than likely) you are deceiving yourself and others QUITE D... Read more

Poser

You obviously do not realize that the glam bands of yesterday were the precursors of the boy bands of today, and therefor must be beaten until a live braincell is knocked back into working order. Eith... Read more

Wanker

You dabble in Metal, have heard its superiority, but for some reason have not properly developed both hemispheres of the brain to recognize it. The droogs recommend you insert one razor blade in your ... Read more

Metalhead

You are not lame. You are definitely a Metalhead. Although you have partaken of Non-Rhoades era Ozzy, you now realize the error of your ways and stick to the much more superior sounds of SLAYER (Reign... Read more

True Metal

You are so True, you manufacture your own denim & leather, grow your own weed, have a Metal band that is actually going somewhere, publish a zine beter than BraveWordsBloodyKnuckles or The Grimoire, a... Read more

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