Pretty Normal

Well, well... it looks like you did so-so on the test. But you know what? I'm going to assume that it's because you don't like using the various bastardisations of the English language that are prevalent in SMS and online, and you only choose to use them when they're necessary or funny.

 

If you do use chat programs, there's a high chance you at least spell your words properly. When you're sending an SMS to your friends, you probably don't shorten the messages unless you need to - and if it costs a bit more to send a longer text message, so what? At least you can be understood.

 

Anyway, thanks for presumably using your abbreviations in moderation. It's a good place to sit!

 

Why not do another of my tests? They're very good. Honest.

The Beverage Identity Test

If you were a drink, what might you taste like?

 

What's Your Price?

Are you worth more than Oprah, or do you sit on the discount rack? (This one's entered in the current test competition, you should definitely check it out.)

 

What Kind of Celebrity Would You Be?

Would your life as a celebrity be peppered with awards, or suspicious white powders?

 

The Underwear Personality Test

Most of us wear underwear. Should you? What kind?

 

The Homicidal Maniac Test

Want to know if you're likely to wreak bloody havoc?

 

The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test

Do you have what it takes to star in one?

 

The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test

How much fuzzy-wuzzy does it take to break you?

 

Is Your Boss Evil?

When your boss approaches, should you run and hide?

 

The Scatterbrain Test

Can you keep focused?

 

The Non-Sequitur Personality Test

Just don't expect this one to make sense.

 

The Verbal Obscenity Test

Do you have a foul mouth and a forked tongue?

 

 

Last of all, if you'd like to check out the answer key, go here.

All possible test results

Shorthand Shunner

Well, well... it looks like you got most of the questions on the test wrong. But you know what? I'm going to assume that it's because you don't like using the various bastardisations of th... Read more

Language Lover

Well, well... it looks like you got most of the questions on the test wrong. But you know what? I'm going to assume that it's because you don't particularly like using the various bastardi... Read more

Pretty Normal

Well, well... it looks like you did so-so on the test. But you know what? I'm going to assume that it's because you don't like using the various bastardisations of the English language tha... Read more

Trusty Typist

Well, well... it looks like you did alright on the test! Some of the harder questions were lost on you, but I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. I'm going to assume that it's because y... Read more

Adept Abbreviator

Well, well... it looks like you did alright on the test! Some of the harder questions were lost on you, and I'm betting you turned to guesswork for a few, but I'm willing to give you the benefit of... Read more

Wily Writer

Well, well... it looks like you did pretty well (yes, I know, I just used 'well' three times in one sentence. Okay, four). Some of the really tough questions were lost on you, and I'm betting you t... Read more

Leet Linguist

Well, well... it looks like you did pretty well (yes, I know, I just used 'well' three times in one sentence. Okay, four). You even got a few of the tough questions, and on the whole you've got a p... Read more

OMG!

Well, well... it looks like you did pretty well (yes, I know, I just used 'well' three times in one sentence. Okay, four). You even got a fair few of the tough questions, and on the whole you've go... Read more

ZOMG!

I'm in awe... your skills with 133t language are far beyond my own! You even got most of the tough questions, and on the whole you've got a damn fine knowledge of web culture and the ways of the SM... Read more

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