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You make God sad.

Excellent! You're ###%! less doomed than a rabid panda

When God sees you he gets a little tear in his eye. Kind of like when you see a retarded dog that keeps running into a cement wall. Its funny for the first hour but then its just sad. We've decided to put you down for your own benefit. It's better this way for all of us. ... Honest.

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    They scored 79% on shunpoints, higher than 99% of your peers.

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