Their result for The Why has God forsaken me Test ...

God hates you

Excellent! You're ###%! less doomed than a rabid panda

And God Loves Everyone! What have you done? Were you raised by seals? Do you beat furry woodland creatures so that their cries of pain sustain the evil in your cold black heart? ...Do you lactate iced coffee? All I know is that I have to firebomb your neighborhood so that the disease that is you doesn't spread. Im also tracing your genetic code so I can wipe your seed from the face of the earth. Tell the kids to watch their asses.

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  • shunpoints Distribution

    They scored 52% on shunpoints, higher than 9% of your peers.

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God hates you

And God Loves Everyone! What have you done? Were you raised by seals? Do you beat furry woodland creatures so that their cries of pain sustain the evil in your cold black heart? ...Do you lactate iced... Read more

You sicken God.

You bastard! You make God nausious. You probably got here through liking Dawsons Creek or something. In any event you must be stopped before God develops an eating disorder. ...Fear the kittens you si... Read more

You make God sad.

When God sees you he gets a little tear in his eye. Kind of like when you see a retarded dog that keeps running into a cement wall. Its funny for the first hour but then its just sad. We've decided to... Read more

Hellbound but happy

You didnt so much anger, sadden or sicken god so much as stumble ever so slowly downward. Youre not a homophobe or much of a moron and you probably dont watch Dawsons creek ...good for you unfortunate... Read more

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