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Granola Guru

Check it out, you are ###% Crunchy!

If you could you would live off the land, need no money paying job, run barefoot up the mountain, drink pure spring water from the source and be the happiest least wealthy person around. If you do come across material wealth you would not hesitate to share it. Likely, many folks don't understand or respect you unless they are your friends. Your dreadlocks may turn some people off, but that's ok, you love them anyway. Have you discovered Buddhism yet? Do you meditate regularly? If you don't now, you should look into it, you are destined for another plane of existance. Namaste my brother or sister!

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  • Granola Value Distribution

    They scored 100% on Granola Value, higher than 100% of your peers.

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Soul Sucker

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Sub-Hip

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Crunch-o-Rific

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Granola Guru

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