The Third World Country Test Test
Zambia
All possible test results
Haiti
Your neighbor is not a Third World Country. Why are you? You've been plagued by political violence, and hell your President resigned. Your people speak Creole. Creole! What the hell? Sorry, but natura... Read more
Madagascar
People call you the 8th continent? What is your problem? You have some serious issues with cutting down rainforests and you have cute furry animals. During World War II there was a plan to send all th... Read more
Haiti
Your neighbor is not a Third World Country. Why are you? You've been plagued by political violence, and hell your President resigned. Your people speak Creole. Creole! What the hell? Sorry, but natura... Read more
Madagascar
People call you the 8th continent? What is your problem? You have some serious issues with cutting down rainforests and you have cute furry animals. During World War II there was a plan to send all th... Read more
Zambia
The only cool thing about you is the awesome fact that your President's name is Mwanawasa. That's about it. Other than that you have AIDS and Acid Rain. Kick ASS! Read more
Zambia
The only cool thing about you is the awesome fact that your President's name is Mwanawasa. That's about it. Other than that you have AIDS and Acid Rain. Kick ASS! Read more
Vanuatu
Okay. Your name is awesome. Didn't they tape a Survior at you? That probably brought you out of the Fourth World category. You export Manganese. Good, something no one uses. Read more
Comoros
Where the hell are you? Each of your tiny islands has a President. That is so sweet. You rely on substinence farming. Will someone please pull you out of that hole you are in? But, hey, your flag is... Read more
Madagascar
People call you the 8th continent? What is your problem? You have some serious issues with cutting down rainforests and you have cute furry animals. During World War II there was a plan to send all th... Read more
Laos
You're landlocked! Haha! What a bummer, and in Asia! That's super shitty. Sorry buddy. But, hey, you are Communist and export sweet potatoes. You must be doing something right, somewhere. Read more
Vanuatu
Okay. Your name is awesome. Didn't they tape a Survior at you? That probably brought you out of the Fourth World category. You export Manganese. Good, something no one uses. Read more
Comoros
Where the hell are you? Each of your tiny islands has a President. That is so sweet. You rely on substinence farming. Will someone please pull you out of that hole you are in? But, hey, your flag is... Read more
Laos
You're landlocked! Haha! What a bummer, and in Asia! That's super shitty. Sorry buddy. But, hey, you are Communist and export sweet potatoes. You must be doing something right, somewhere. Read more
Vanuatu
Okay. Your name is awesome. Didn't they tape a Survior at you? That probably brought you out of the Fourth World category. You export Manganese. Good, something no one uses. Read more
Laos
You're landlocked! Haha! What a bummer, and in Asia! That's super shitty. Sorry buddy. But, hey, you are Communist and export sweet potatoes. You must be doing something right, somewhere. Read more
The Universe
Looks like someone is awesome. You are NOT a Third World Country. You are so much better than countries, Earths, hell, you are even better than galaxies. You are pretty damn awesome. Read more
